DAILY DUNGEON
ROOM #8 · OCT 22, 2026

Lights Out, Poppet

Nanny Grout has put four parties to bed this week. None of them were tired.

OBJECTIVE
Take the brass key from the mobile above the crib.
Fighting is allowed. It is loud, and the baby is a basilisk.
THE KEEPER

Nanny Grout · Masonry Nanny of the Lower Crèche

50 HP · moods: Doting, Fussy, Stern, Tucking In

YOUR CALLING

Night-Sitter · Lv 1 · STR 1 · DEX 4 · INT 2 · MAG 2 · CHA 3

YOUR KIT
  • Bedtime Hourglass Says it's bedtime. It is never wrong.
  • Dented Lullaby Horn Knows one song. Knows it slightly wrong.
  • Granite Teething Rusk Baked for a basilisk. Breaks human teeth.
THE SHOWRUNNER

Good morning, contestants, and welcome to Room 8, where the lights go out and nobody is allowed to say the word "sleep" above a whisper. Nanny Grout has never lost a bedtime battle, and she is not planning to start on your account.

HOW THE DAY WENT
Room stats at the end of the day
Escaped48 %
Most-tried moveTiptoeing. Five hundred contestants, one floorboard, and it squeaks every time.
Top stylea departed contestant, style 90: “You got the key and the room got a little quieter. Good work, whoever you are.”
THE ROOM REMEMBERS
  • The crank's chime now ignores sleeves, hands and horn bells. Pebble hears it regardless.
  • Grout has learned where the squeaky floorboard is. So has everyone else's left foot.
  • Grout has been asked to 'just turn the mobile once' all week. The answer is still no.

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