The Audit Chamber
Lich-Comptroller Vess has never lost a dispute. He has also never been asked nicely.
OBJECTIVE
Get through the vault door behind his desk.
Fighting is allowed. It is rarely the best idea.
THE KEEPER
Vess · Lich-Comptroller
40 HP · moods: Calm, Curious, Suspicious, Furious
YOUR CALLING
Tide-Warden · Lv 1 · STR 2 · DEX 3 · INT 4 · MAG 1 · CHA 2
YOUR KIT
- Rusty Abacus Counts to nine. Then gives up.
- Jar of Fireflies Twelve of them. Strong opinions about overtime.
- Forged Receipt Already used once. Still technically valid.
THE SHOWRUNNER
Good morning, contestants. Yesterday's room was a kitchen, and the kitchen won. Today you're being audited. Try to look solvent.
HOW THE DAY WENT
| Escaped | 29 % |
|---|---|
| Most-tried move | Deception. Ten vault inspectors came in today. Vess let three of them through. |
| Top style | a departed contestant, style 60: “This contestant filed a forged receipt, asked nicely, and was handed the key. Vess has never been so politely robbed.” |
THE ROOM REMEMBERS
- Vess now keeps a register of visiting vault inspectors. It is getting long.
- Vess now requires all pleasantries to be submitted in triplicate.
SCRATCHED INTO THE WALL
- “Test this?” · @milliethedog
- “Vess is a jerk.” · @ralviani
- “Don’t bother with the candle” · @ironabacus
Past rooms are closed to play for now. Play today's room.