DAILY DUNGEON
ROOM #2 · OCT 16, 2026

The Orrery

Astronomer-Royal Quince has waited forty years for an alignment. He will not be hurried, or helped.

OBJECTIVE
Get out through the floor hatch beneath the orrery's Moon.
The hatch opens on an alignment. Alignments can be hurried.
THE KEEPER

Quince · Astronomer-Royal

24 HP · moods: Absorbed, Peeved, Alarmed, Apocalyptic

YOUR CALLING

Gutter-Acrobat · Lv 1 · STR 2 · DEX 4 · INT 2 · MAG 2 · CHA 2

YOUR KIT
  • Pocket Sundial Four minutes slow. Insists otherwise.
  • Bag of Marbles Thirty-one. Formerly thirty-two.
  • Unsent Letter To the Moon. Sealed. Not yours.
THE SHOWRUNNER

Good morning, contestants. Today's room has a schedule. The schedule has a gnome. Neither will be moved for you, but one of them can be.

HOW THE DAY WENT
Room stats at the end of the day
Escaped33 %
Most-tried movePersuasion. Six polite chats with a gnome who only really listens to the Moon.
Top stylea departed contestant, style 80: “This contestant bled, lost an argument to a slow sundial, then forged a love letter's authorship and won. Quince is still crying.”
THE ROOM REMEMBERS
  • Quince now cross-checks every claim against forty years of margin notes.

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