Everything Must Go
Gravely has run the pop-up for forty Octobers. On November 1st, anything still inside goes back in the box.
OBJECTIVE
Get out under the roller shutter to the mall.
Fighting is allowed. The till is the polite way out.
THE KEEPER
Gravely · Animatronic Seasonal Store Manager
30 HP · moods: Welcoming, Upselling, Suspicious, Loss Prevention
YOUR CALLING
Trick-or-Treater · Lv 1 · STR 2 · DEX 3 · INT 2 · MAG 1 · CHA 4
YOUR KIT
- 100% Off Coupon *Clearance items only. He will check.
- Fresh 9-Volt Battery Lick it. It still has the tingle.
- Fog Juice, One Litre Glycol and regret. Do not drink. Again.
THE SHOWRUNNER
Yesterday's Bell Foundry claimed sixty-one percent of you, and the survivors are still insisting the roof was a design feature. Today is Everything Must Go: Gravely has run this pop-up for forty Octobers, and by November 1st, anything still inside goes back in the box, so keep your hands where Gravely can see them and your receipts where you can find them.
HOW THE DAY WENT
| Escaped | 54 % |
|---|---|
| Most-tried move | Persuasion. Gravely has heard forty Octobers of compliments and rung up none of them. |
| Top style | a departed contestant, style 95: “You got out. Gravely says the receipt is in your favour, and nobody on this show has ever said that before.” |
THE ROOM REMEMBERS
- Gravely checks every coupon and claim against a laminated list: KNOWN FRAUDSTERS.
- Gravely's sensor now sweeps every two seconds. It beeps at crouching and at hoodies.
- A new sign by the till reads: COMPLIMENTS ARE NOT LEGAL TENDER, VALUED GUEST.
SCRATCHED INTO THE WALL
- “Walk, walk, fashion, baby.” · @turntech
- “I failed every roll” · @kiryou
- “Try Capitalism” · @silivani
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