DAILY DUNGEON
ROOM #11 · OCT 25, 2026

The Insomniac's Hoard

Agathe has not slept since the Siege of Morrow. She would like to. You would like her crown.

OBJECTIVE
Take the tarnished crown out from under the dragon.
Fighting is allowed. She is tired, not weak.
THE KEEPER

Agathe Underhoard · Dowager Wyrm, Awake Since the Siege

50 HP · moods: Dozing, Groggy, Cranky, Wide Awake, Incandescent

YOUR CALLING

Night-Nurse · Lv 1 · STR 1 · DEX 3 · INT 2 · MAG 2 · CHA 4

YOUR KIT
  • Labelled Warm Milk Says SLEEPING DRAUGHT. In crayon.
  • Bad Penny Gilded lead. Rings like a liar.
  • Pell Begats, Vol. IX 900 pages. Everyone begat somebody.
THE SHOWRUNNER

Good morning, contestants. Today's room is The Insomniac's Hoard, where a dragon named Agathe has not slept since the Siege of Morrow and would very much like to. Please keep your voices down, and mind the crown, which is somewhere under a great deal of her.

HOW THE DAY WENT
Room stats at the end of the day
Escaped56 %
Most-tried moveStealth. Two hundred people tiptoed across forty tons of coins.
Top stylea departed contestant, style 90: “Pell Begats put Agathe to sleep faster than any lullaby. The Showrunner thanks the nine hundred pages.”
THE ROOM REMEMBERS
  • Agathe has been wooed, nursed and promised sleep all day. She'd like to see some first.
  • Agathe has noticed a lot of people 'timing her snores' while she is still awake.
  • The Bad Penny keeps turning up as a 'gift'. Agathe has heard it ring. She has opinions.

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